as a straight dude im tired of all these yaoi fangirls thinking heterosexual characters like kaworu and shinji are anything more than best bros. as a straight bro, me and my straight bro friends like to hold each others hands and look at the stars together and maybe make out with each other sometimes. im not gay
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.